It Is Easier To Believe Something When You Don’t Have To Live it

It is self-adulation season for those caring people in Hollywood and the entertainment industry.  Those in the entertainment industry will treat the rest of us to visions of them walking a red carpet, partying with their friends, and sparing no extravagance.  Meanwhile, they will give a shout out to the “true heroes” in their acceptance speeches.  The only problem is most of them are using the real heroes as props.

The brave people who comprised the greatest generation thought more of others than they thought of their own needs.  Police officers and fire fighters put their lives on the line every day.  They are the real stars of life not some overpaid, pampered male or female diva whose only contribution to life is pretending to be someone else.

I find it strange we celebrate people that make us laugh or cry about imaginary people but ignore real people who risk their lives for us.  Why not have award ceremonies for those professions?  That way when they scroll through the “ones we lost in 2013” it will be for people who actually did something other than pretend.

Think about the excitement it will generate.  “The award for best dispatcher goes to…..”, “Best firefighter of the year is…..:, “And the winner for best police officer goes to….”  Most of you are rolling your eyes or making some unkind comment about my stability but how are award ceremonies for everyday people any different then award ceremonies for Hollywood elites?

If you ask any World War II veteran about his or her accomplishment, they will humbly deflect to another topic.  Police officers or firefighters do not campaign for the Mayoral commendation after saving a life.  But the Hollywood phonies campaign for a trophy so they can cry and thank a list of nobodies.

Rather than spend money on self-congratulation, maybe those in the entertainment industry should donate the money earmarked for them to their local towns.  That could help local towns to afford more police officers or firefighters or give the existing force a raise.  Isn’t that paying your fair share?

Liberals are happy to spend other people’s money under the guise of compassion but seldom want to endure the pain of their words.  It is easier to accept another person’s view when that person believes and lives it in earnest.

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Ducking the real reason but suspending tolerance

Liberals like to refer to themselves as “progressives” because in their mind traditional views should have died with Neanderthals.  They bask in the glory of their psychological bubbles thinking they are better than those who may not share their views.

At one point, the Liberals were the champions of free speech and first amendment rights.  But something funny happened on the way back from the Vietnam War and Watergate.  The group that prided itself on having tolerance for views outside traditional views cannot tolerate anyone with views outside “progressive” thought.

Phil Robertson is on Reality TV show called Duck Dynasty that appears on the A & E network.  I have never seen the show and do not intend to watch it because I do not like reality TV.  Apparently, the network exploits the antics of a family in the backcountry from middle America.  Progressives refer to these folks as “rednecks” in the confines of their tolerance.

In a magazine article, Robertson made disparaging comments about homosexuals and seemingly questioned the need for federal entitlement programs.  A & E promptly suspended him indefinitely from the series.  I guess people of tolerance can only tolerate views that coincide with their own.

Despite President Obama’s best efforts, America is still a free country and we have the right to free speech.  However, with that right comes responsibility and accountability to accept the consequences for what we say.  A & E can do whatever they feel is appropriate and Robertson should accept the consequence of his words.  Likewise, A & E had better be willing to accept the consequences of its actions from Robertson, his family, and millions of viewers.

And therein lies the rub.  Those who monitor what we say under the guise of sensitivity prefer their standards to be one way and are not tolerant of opposing viewpoints.  I do not agree with what Robertson said but he is entitled to his opinion.  I do not condone flag burning, believe in what the Arian Nation, KKK or any other extreme group believes but they are entitled to share their opinion.

A & E is happy to profit by exploiting the “authentic” country family.  The dirty little secret is the network closely monitors and edits that family to make you think you are getting reality.  But when true reality happens the network pretends it is being real.  If A & E is that offended by their Golden Goose series, they should shut it down and show real commitment to their support for Gays and Lesbians.  They will not do that because they want it both ways (excuse the pun).

After a certain amount of time, Robertson will return to the series and issue an apology.  The network will resume making money; as I am sure the first episode back will garner high rating.  Robertson will continue to make money and headlines.

Even the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) is getting a piece of the pie.  The organization sent letters to supporters decrying this travesty with a fundraising appeal.  When all is said and the offended offend those not offended by the original statement, it all comes down to money.

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313 million in America and we choose 535 bottom feeders as our leaders!

A poll worker in Ohio votes six times and her granddaughter says, “It wasn’t a big deal.”  What is more alarming is voting advocates say voter fraud investigation is simply a way to suppress minority voting.  Why would a minority that is legal to vote be afraid to vote because the officials are enforcing the law?  I follow the philosophy that if you have nothing to hide you do not care who asks you a question

Here’s what drives me nuts: I needed to show my license the other day to the Walmart checkout person when buying sinus medication but showing proof of who you are when voting is considered bad?

Education advocates disparage any politician for voting against illegal immigrants having to pay in state college tuition rates.  What part of the term illegal aren’t they getting?  By that logic, shoplifters should get the preferred customer discount at retail outlets.  We hear about the middle class getting screwed when the so called millionaire’s tax gets scuttled but it’s OK to give a criminal easier access to education while the middle class family re-mortgages the house so their child can go to college.

If I illegally enter Mexico, Russia, France, Cuba, or any other sovereign nation would I get low-cost education or an all-expense paid trip to their jails?

We have all read the countless news stories of burglars suing the homeowner for damages sustained while robbing the house and winning the case.  Think about that one for a second.  Someone breaks into your house and they sue you because they hurt themselves committing a crime.  And that’s not the bad part!  The bad part is our justice system allows this travesty.

The media labels anyone who favors strong immigration reform as ogres.  Congress keeps trying to push an amnesty bill and swear this will fix the issue.  When has rewarding illegal activity ever curtailed that illegal activity?  We have to be careful.  At some point these politicians will figure out that granting everyone in jail amnesty will result in more votes for them.  I can see it now.  The murderers lobby will petition Congress for a mulligan and probably get it because “murderers only killed because they wanted a better life for themselves!”

At first I was dumbfounded why such lawlessness continues to thrive.  And then I realized it seems Congress is full of criminals trying to make a better life for themselves.  Everything politicians do is geared at maximizing their vote count.  We hold the keys.  We can vote these losers out.

 

 

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We need to get a grip of reality and priorities

There is a crazy parent waiting to leap out of us and a youth sport is typically the impetus.  I watch my children in their various sporting activities and coach a youth travel baseball team.  Youth sports teach children if they dedicate themselves and work hard they will see results.  This is a valuable lesson they can take with them in any endeavor in life.

Then parental dreams get in the way.  Most parents live surreptitiously through their children and this leads to the most ridiculous behavior this side of Reality TV.  If you doubt it just watch “State of Play: Trophy Kids” on HBO.  Granted, it is a Reality TV series edited for maximum exposure of stupid behavior but shows the depths that parents descend in the hopes of a scholarship.

News flash: The odds are terribly against junior making the pros or earning a scholarship to a Division I school.  By the way, if you know you are pre-disposed to being a nut job when watching your child participate in a sport why subject yourself to such exposure and agree to be on TV?  The desire for 15 minutes of fame is proof these parents are in it for themselves and their child is secondary.

This insatiable lust to grab the brass ring is poison to priorities.  We should never stop chasing dreams but reality needs to check in at one point.  A child hitting a baseball through the infield in T-Ball is not indicative he will be the next A-Rod.  However, parents are not the only ones to blame in this tragedy play.

Youth sports organization cater to dreams regardless of how absurd it may seem.  They build up their events like mini Olympics and play the part of Devil on the shoulder.  These organizations are constantly whispering in our ears about “what-ifs” and force parents to choose between their sporting events and other life events.

For example, USA Gymnastics routinely starts meets on Friday.  Parents must decide whether to have their child attend the meet or school that day.  In the grand scheme of life what is more important: education or a meet?  What is the harm in missing school for one day?  I can make a case for either argument.  More importantly, what are we teaching our children if we choose to go to a sporting event over school?

And then we have the lunatic coaches who are frustrated athletes trying to recapture a memory that is really a fantasy.  We have all seen the over-the-top recreation league coach who fancies himself the alpha X and O.  High school coaches harbor delusions of grandeur of being discovered as a coach despite the fact they were never discovered as players.  Meanwhile the children “suffer the outrageous fortune of slings and arrows” unaware they are destined to have the same fate.

As a society, we need to get a grip of reality and priorities.  Fantasies do become realities but not for everyone.  We need to enjoy youth sports for what it is for the children and not what we want it to be for ourselves.

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Anti-Canadian Bias is at the Heart of Obamacare

By Michael Lordi

There is wailing in Windsor, tears in Toronto, sobbing in Saskatchewan and mourning in Montreal.

Canadians are waking up to the realization that they are the targets of an insidious program of discrimination – blatant anti-Canuckism – that is the heart of Obamacare.

For years, smart Canadians, disgusted with waiting times to see their doctors and receiving the same level of health care technology practiced by the Iroquois on Jacques Cartier, fled to the United States for advanced medical treatments.  The acknowledged cause of this annual therapeutic exodus has been the result of Canada’s feeble government-controlled health care system.

A 2012 study by the Fraser Forum reported that 46,159 Canadians received nonemergency medical treatment outside their country, namely in the U.S.  This includes roughly 5,800 surgical patients, 562 heart patients and 3,836 kidney patients.  That’s down from the previous 48,000 neighbors of the True North and Free recorded in 2010, which ironically, marked the period in which Obamacare started to take effect.

The study noted:

 “In some cases, these patients needed to leave Canada due to a lack of available resources or a lack of appropriate procedure/technology.  In others, their departure will have been driven by a desire to return more quickly to their lives, to seek out superior quality care, or perhaps to save their own lives or avoid the risk of disability.  Clearly, the number of Canadians who ultimately receive their medical care in other countries is not insignificant.”

According to the report, in 2011 the median wait time between referral by a general practitioner and consultation with a specialist under the Canadian health care system was 9 1/2 weeks.  No wonder Rob Ford, Toronto’s mayor, had to resort to cocaine rather than wait until 2016 before he could get coverage for a Weight Watchers membership.

The steady, annual flow of Canadians escaping their mandated, Canuckcare System is well documented.  So, now that Obamacare will make the U.S. healthcare system as crappy as their own, where are the Canadians to go for quality treatments?

I am now of the belief that Obamacare is nothing more than a racist attempt by Washington elites to keep Canadians from crossing our boarders to get the superior (for now) care they so desperately need.  Obamacare is a ‘No Canadians Need Apply’ policy that drips with discrimination.

Right now in the halls of the U.S. Capitol, in the West Wing of the White House, and even in Dick Chaney’s hunting cabin where Antonin Scalia is a guest, I envision the power brokers of our government behind closed doors snickering at jokes like, “How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?”  Can’t you just hear Harry Reid in hushed tones to Nancy Pelosi passing snarky comments like, “Only in Canada are there handicapped parking spaces in front of ice rinks,” and “In Canada your pizza will get to your house faster than an ambulance.”

You don’t have to dig very deep into Obamacare to see it as nothing more than Canadian profiling.  It’s a biased attempt to transform the once vaunted American health care system into something as ineptly run and ineffective as seeking a colonoscopy from the Manitoba Ministry of Drilling, Mining and Small Engine Repair.  The unacknowledged goal of Obamacare is to imbue the American health care system with the same ineffectiveness and bureaucratic incompetence as the Canadian system that the Royal Canadian Air Farce comedy troupe would come out of retirement just to make fun of it.

And when Canadians no longer can draw a distinction between the Obamacare Death Panels and being trapped in a cave full of famished grizzlies that just woke up from a five-month hibernation, you can bet there will be fewer Ford F150s with Ontario license plates parked at the Medi Care of International Falls, Minnesota.

For now, illegal aliens from Mexico and South America cannot participate in Obamacare, but expect that to change when Congress gets to the brass tacks negotiations under “immigration reform.”  And when that happens, you can expect the Canadians to be left out in the cold.

Oh by the way . . . it takes 12 Canadians to change a light bulb.  Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem.  One Francophone to complain that no one translated the joke into French.  One Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked.  One woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process.  One to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back.  One to actually screw it in.  One to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it.  One to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.

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America Realizes its Biggest Fear

I guess fear is not the only thing most people fear.  Here is a list of things I think people fear:

  • Lawyers – The truth
  • Politicians – Educated voters
  • Pro Athletes – Time
  • Weekend Athletes – Success
  • Youth sports coaches – Anything in writing
  • Republicans – A coherent platform
  • Reality TV Series – Normal people
  • The dark – The light
  • Journalists – Covering a story with no bias
  • Affirmative Action – The realization its existence is racist
  • President Obama – Americans realize his incompetence exceeds all expectations
  • Landscapers – A fix to illegal immigration
  • IRS – Flat tax
  • Seattle Mariners – Robinson Canoe in five years
  • The Kardashians – Witness protection
  • Liberals – Reality
  • The light – The dark
  • Atheists – God
  • America – A president intent on destroying liberty

It seems America realized that last fear!  While I’m at it.   If guns kill people then

  • Knives stab people
  • Clubs bludgeon people
  • Oceans drown people
  • Cars drive drunk
  • Bridges cause people to jump
  • Pillows suffocate people
  • Pencils make mistakes
  • Computers go to porn sites
  • TV Remotes switch to the football game
  • Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny exists but God doesn’t

I guess that twisted logic makes sense when you stop and think we live in a nation where we vilify success and blame others for failure.

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The Ivory Tower Can’t Handle the Truth

The Ivory Tower is the Corporate America’s mythical Olympus where executives go to pretend they are real.  Much like the mythical gods of Zeus, corporate executives are out of touch with those they purport to care.  This extends to our non-leaders in Washington, DC that are so far out of touch with their constituents and reality they actually think we believe their garbage.

This is the only phenomena to explain Senator Harry Reid’s insistence President Obama and the Democrats did not lie about people keeping the health insurance they like.

“What he said was true. If you want to keep the insurance you have, you can keep it. The problem is, we did not put the bill into effect that way,” he said in a recent interview.

Reid went on to say because insurance plans renew on an annual basis, nobody in America technically gets to keep their plan from year to year.  Are you kidding me?  He actually thinks he can sell that load of crap!

Talk radio is abuzz with the broken promise Obama made to the public regarding the ability to keep insurance plans.  With the mainstream media giving him another pass, there is nothing we can do about it but I hope no one lets up on his blatant dishonesty.  However, what about the next shoe that will undoubtedly drop?

If he lied about keeping our insurance plans if we like them then he probably lied about keeping our doctors.  News is leaking out that Obamacare severely limits coverage networks.  If so, say goodbye to your doctor.  I’m sure we’ll then be told that our doctors were greedy anyway so we are lucky to have non-greedy doctors.

One final note, Reid exempted some of his staff members from Obamacare.  He is the only top congressional leader from both parties to exempt some staff from Obamacare.  If Obamacare is so great and he is still defending it, then why exempt his staff?

To borrow a phrase from “A Few Good Men” could it be it is “because he can’t handle the truth!”

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Announcing 2013’s Best Excuses for Playing Hooky at Work

By Michael Lordi

CareerBuilder recently announced results of its annual survey of HR managers for the most outrageous excuses workers give when calling in sick.  These are not merely the pinnacle of pretexts for skipping a day at the office.  These excuses represent a major expansion in the fundamental belief by the American labor force that their bosses are morons.

That’s why I am calling this prestigious list “The Wallies,” so named in honor of the cynical, incompetent and effort-resistant electrical engineer we see regularly in the comic, “Dilbert.”

Before we get to the excuses, the survey identified several interesting admissions from employees.

  • Nearly one-third (32 percent) of workers have called in sick when they were not actually ill, up slightly from last year (30 percent).
  • On the flip side, 30 percent of employees say they’ve gone to work despite being sick in order to save their sick days for when they’re feeling well.
  • Some 20 percent of workers say they called in sick but still ended up doing work from home throughout the day.

Silliest excuses for being out sick

See if your co-workers have the right stuff to give a reason for missing work along the lines of these Wally Award winners:

  • Employee’s false teeth flew out the window while driving down the highway.
  • Employee’s favorite football team lost on Sunday so he needed Monday to recover.
  • Employee was quitting smoking and was grouchy.
  • Employee said that someone glued her doors and windows shut, so she couldn’t leave the house to come to work.
  • Employee bit her tongue and couldn’t talk.
  • Employee claimed a swarm of bees surrounded his vehicle and he couldn’t make it in.
  • Employee said the chemical in turkey made him fall asleep, and he missed his shift.
  • Employee felt like he was so angry he was going to hurt someone if he came in.
  • Employee received a threatening phone call from the electric company and needed to report it to the FBI.
  • Employee needed to finish Christmas shopping.
  • Employee’s fake eye was falling out of its socket.
  • Employee got lost and ended up in another state.
  • Employee couldn’t decide what to wear.

Congratulations to all the employees whose excuses made this year’s CareerBuilder list of the lame and ridiculous.  May your Wally Award remain front and center in your annual employee evaluation.

And as we contemplate what new vistas to expect from the veracity-challenged for next year’s Wallies, we leave you with the words of Woody Allen: “Ninety percent of success is just showing up.”

Put that in your flying false teeth and chew on it.

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The Offended are Offensive to the Rest

In today’s society, nothing screams the holiday season more than the ACLU opposing people who work in government agencies from saying “Merry Christmas.”  In the past, the ACLU has brought lawsuits to prevent such holiday expressions.  It is sad that a simple greeting must become a litigious event because some people want to control others.

And make no mistake about it, the attempt to prevent people from wishing others a holiday greeting is more about control than people being offended.  Ever notice people who scream they are offended by others words or actions are oblivious to the offensive nature of their actions?

I never understood the logic behind someone being offended at hearing “Merry Christmas” but not believe their attempts to prevent me from saying “Merry Christmas” is offensive to me.

To be fair to the ACLU, the organization does not oppose holiday expression by those in government agencies.  It opposes when a holiday expression comes across as an endorsement of a single religion.  I understand and agree with that position.  I do not want anyone to tell me what I can or cannot say to another individual at holiday time and I do not want to control what others can or cannot say.

In the summer, the Texas legislature passed a Merry Christmas bill.  Tennessee and Alabama have similar legislation pending and, in New Jersey, Assemblyman Ronald S. Dancer, from Ocean County, just introduced such a bill.

The legislation offers guidelines to school districts about how to celebrate the holidays.  If passed, it would allow schools to “educate students about the history of traditional winter celebrations” and let people offer traditional greetings regarding the celebrations including “Merry Christmas”, “Happy Hanukkah” and “Happy Holidays’.”  Under the legislation, schools would be able to put up religious holiday displays, such as a menorah or a Christmas tree, but only if it includes more than one religion or a secular symbol.

Two things strike me about this legislation.  The first is good for those legislators for trying to put cheer back into the holiday cheer.  The second is the abject stupidity that such a law is required to avoid lawsuits.

The Grinch stole but returned Christmas.  Scrooge changed his “Bah Humbug” ways.  Those examples are fiction.  The reality of America today is some offended idiot will challenge the legislation.  When the inevitable happens, I suggest the rest of us get offended and take action.

 

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Handshakes at the Wall: A Hobby to Save Our Country

By Michael Lordi

Gettysburg, PA   November 23, 2013

It was the kind of fall afternoon on the farms and orchards of Southern Pennsylvania that brought out the genius in artists like Andrew Wyeth — The azure sky painted with strokes of cirro-stratus and a 45-degree sun that threw tape-measure shadows on the stub of each scythed stalk of corn and wheat along expanse of the hallowed battlefield.

My Brogans, the standard issue boots of the mid-nineteenth century soldier, were in their proper ‘T’ position for standing at “Parade Rest”.  The cold leaked through my wool gloved fingers strategically positioned on the barrel of my replica 1862 Springfield musket that was properly tilted to the left – faceplate out – in order to hide the rust spot so my Captain would not notice the ordinance infraction.  The flag holders leaned into the wind that slapped their banners, the Stars and Bars of the Confederacy and Old Glory with its period-correct 34 stars.  The lines of blue and gray uniforms with highly polished buttons and leathers faced each other.  The late afternoon sun threw shards of light off the drawn swords of the officers and magnified the brilliance of the gold insignias on their hats.

Our line of Rebels stretched for 30 yards along the shin-high rock barricade that sheltered troops of the 95th Pennsylvania Regiment 150 years ago.  They crouched along this wall, disguising their numbers as they awaited the converging Confederate advance.  Facing us was an historically inaccurate smaller line of Yankees – fellow pot-bellied Civil War reenactors, some with dyed hair and whiskers, who Monday through Friday are software managers and coders, real estate agents, and retired school teachers along with many other careers.  They, along with we ersatz Southerners, stood solemnly at the vortex of the battle’s last charge, honoring the troops who the country today remembers for their last full measure of devotion.

It was Remembrance Day at Gettysburg, the annual commemoration of Abraham Lincoln’s visit to this farm and college town to help dedicate a solders’ cemetery.  The war-weary president, a last-minute invitee, came here months after the cataclysmic battle that effectively secured Northern cities forever from invasion by Robert E. Lee’s army.  The cost was 52,000 casualties.

On the other side of the ridge from the stone wall on which we Civil War reenactors stood, Lincoln hoped to rededicate the country to the task of finishing the war.  He wanted to inspire the nation with a 272-word address that proposed a new birth of freedom; but the speech was so short and ended so quickly that the only photograph of the occasion shows him returning to his chair.  The address was a flop he whispered to Pennsylvania’s Governor Curtin.

A century and a half later, a reproduction Confederate colonel stood before us reading a 100-year old account from a local newspaper about the 50th reunion of Gettysburg battle veterans.  (The Fiftieth Anniversary Committee spent $168 on toilet paper for the 1913 event, he said.)  A local poet read her commemorative work in iambic pentameter, but few of us at the end of the line could make out an occasional couplet that successfully made it downwind.  Certainly, the verses went unheard by those Yankees with hearing aids.

The highlight of the 50th anniversary came when a handful of actual Rebel survivors of Pickett’s Charge, all well into their 70’s and 80’s, reformed for their celebrated march across the mowed wheat field and up the grassy slope of what in July 1863 was a farm owned by the town’s butcher named Codori.  The feeble gray line moved slowly, some of the old men stepping cautiously with the help of canes while others held tightly to the arms of companions who guided them though each gully, swale and rut toward the stone wall.  Waiting for them back then at the very spot where I now stood were equally old Boys in Blue, the same antagonists who fired volley after volley of cannon shot and bullets at them and who cut down by the thousands the comrades held forever young in the Confederates’ memories.  As the Rebels neared, some Yankees, unable to contain their emotions, flung themselves on their one-time foes, not in anger, but to help them through the final steps.  Amid hugs and handshakes, the ancient enemies stepped tentatively, arm-and-arm over the stone wall.  For the old Rebels, the charge they and their long-dead comrades began a half-century ago was now complete.

Where Do We Go From Here

Today it was our turn for Handshakes at the Wall.  A tall, round and ruddy cheeked Union reenactor grabbed my sleeve and began to tug.  Our hands clasped and he struggled to get his footing on the rocks.

“Co’mon, Johnnie.  Help me out here.”

I stepped on a wide, flat rock that gave me the leverage to launch a fairly impressive hop over the barricade, my musket held firmly in one hand above my head still hiding the rust spot.  I landed hard in a small knot of Yankees, hard enough to pump some breath out of me in an accidental growl.

“A true fightin’ Rebel to the end,” he laughed as his compatriots in blue greeted me with handshakes and pats on the back. “You get an ‘A’ for effort, Johnnie Reb.”

We introduced, identified our regiments and noted briefly their storied histories.  We passed idle chatter, but eventually got around to addressing what the original Civil War soldiers would have called the camel in the parlor.  It was the subject on everyone’s mind, namely, where does the hobby go from here?

The 150th Remembrance Day commemoration, along with the Sesquicentennial Battle Reenactment this past July were the zenith of our hobby.  Many had devoted years to Civil War reenacting, some for decades.  We all were hearing from colleagues that with the Gettysburg milestone behind us, it was time to move on, time to put muskets, uniforms and gear on e-Bay.  Some suspect they will devote more time to their wives, to golf, maybe with the grandkids.  Maybe.

We hard-core reenactors are worried.  Surely, the hobby will survive in some form.  There are other upcoming 150th commemorations to keep us interested – Chattanooga, Cedar Creek, Cold Harbor, Franklin, and Petersburg among others.  The last will happen at Appomattox Court House in April 2015.  There is, however, something deeper, more critical that troubles us.

Yes it’s a hoot to put on the wool pants supported by suspenders, the Richmond Depot ll waist jacket with brass buttons stamped with the great seal of our designated states, and the kepi with numbers above the brim signifying our regimental fidelity.  Yes, we all get a kick out of spending weekends in canvas tents, cooking and kibitzing around an open fire, finding our way in the dark with candle-lit lanterns.  Forming shoulder to shoulder in a battle line and watching flame and smoke shoot from our fired muskets may produce an out-of-time experience, but we are more than make-believe soldiers.

At heart, we are teachers.  We deal with questions such as:  Who are these men that left their homes and family farms to fight a war against their fellow countrymen?  Was preserving the Union or preserving slavery the only reasons?  What do you mean by “States’ Rights?”

What did the soldiers wear when it rained?  Where did they sleep when it snowed?  Aren’t the wool uniforms too hot?  What did they eat?  Why was bacon grease and candle wax as important to them as bullets?

Finally, what kind of men could march coolly into a line of trained muskets or cannon knowing that they likely would be sliced with hundreds of shrapnel fragments ,or dissected with tearing solid iron balls?  Could I ever do that?

These are questions we usually get from visitors to our camps, especially from youngsters.  It’s the children we reenactors worry about most.  We see in young visitors an almost unquenchable thirst to know more of the war than what they are fed from the sanitized, politically-correct version parceled from government-approved curriculum.  They hunger to know more about the people, their fates, their reasons, their tools of destruction.

And we use our hobby – more like our passion – to show youngsters the how’s, and we talk to them about the why’s of the Civil War.  More often than not, our living history lessons open students’ eyes to the struggles, sacrifices and mistakes made by this generation that made war with one another over very different dreams for America.

More importantly, the hobby is about passing on the legends, the lessons and the demands of America’s place in the world that transcend time and place.  It’s about the timeless questions of war and peace, democracy and tyranny, faith and faithlessness that each generation must answer for itself.  We worry that there will be fewer of us to remind them that they share the same national DNA — the same courage, determination and willingness to sacrifice as the Gettysburg soldiers.  It’s been our fathers’ bridge to eternity and can be theirs too.  Like the handful of Pickett’s Charge veterans of 1913, we worry there soon will be too few reenactors to remind generations that they can still draw on this heritage to find their answers.

And that is what we are afraid of losing, not only in our hobby, but in our country.

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