I guess fear is not the only thing most people fear.  Here is a list of things I think people fear:

• Lawyers – The truth
• Politicians – Educated voters
• Pro Athletes – Time
• Weekend Athletes – Success
• Youth sports coaches – Anything in writing
• Republicans – A coherent platform
• Reality TV Series – Normal people
• The dark – The light
• Journalists – Covering a story with no bias
• Affirmative Action – The realization its existence is racist
• President Obama – Americans realize his incompetence exceeds all expectations
• Landscapers – A fix to illegal immigration
• IRS – Flat tax
• Seattle Mariners – Robinson Canoe in five years
• The Kardashians – Witness protection
• Liberals – Reality
• The light – The dark
• Atheists – God
• America – A president intent on destroying liberty

It seems America realized that last fear!  While I’m at it.   If guns kill people then

• Knives stab people
• Clubs bludgeon people
• Oceans drown people
• Cars drive drunk
• Bridges cause people to jump
• Pillows suffocate people
• Pencils make mistakes
• Computers go to porn sites
• TV Remotes switch to the football game
• Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny exists but God doesn’t

I guess that twisted logic makes sense when you stop and think we live in a nation where we vilify success and blame others for failure.