If anyone still trusts the media I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale.  The mainstream media has a complete and utter liberal bias which should no longer be questioned.  It has no credibility to anyone who has half a brain.

In fact, I trust the following more than the media:

• A drink from Bill Cosby
• A text from Anthony Weiner
• Donald Trump’s tax returns
• Bill Clinton alone with a woman in an elevator
• OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
• Hillary Clinton talking about e-mail…well, actually Hillary Clinton talking about anything
• A ride home from Ted Kennedy
• George H Bush pledging not to raise taxes
• George W Bush looking for weapons of mass destruction
• Jeb Bush in general
• Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson praying for racial peace
• Governor Chris Christie directing traffic
• My grandfather asking me to pull his finger
• Reality TV
• Kanye West not interrupting an acceptance speech
• Governor John Kasich keeping his word
• Senator Bernie Sanders defending capitalism
• Baseball umpires making the right call
• An e-mail from a Nigerian asking for help
• A Brian Williams news report
• Dating Taylor Swift and not appearing in a song if we break up
• Al Gore restricting his carbon footprint while whining about Global Warming
• A Kardashian being earnest about a topic rather than seeking publicity
• Miley Cyrus being taken seriously
• An Atheist believing in anything
• The fifth dentist caving in and recommending Dentyne
• Parents staying calm during a youth sports event
• Good customer service from Verizon or Comcast
• Obamacare succeeding